Category: Los Chistes
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You ever been halfway through a drive-through order, leaned into the Burger King speaker all confident—“Yeah, let me get a double Whopper, fries, and a Coke”—and then your conscience reminds you, “Wait, weren’t we supposed to be vegan this week?” Suddenly you’re slamming the gearshift into reverse like your life depends on it. You’re not…
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In a historic shift for American education, the U.S. Department of Education, led by Secretary Linda McMahon (@Linda_McMahon), has unveiled the Tesla EdBot 3000—the first fully automated AI-powered “Super Teacher” designed to replace up to 50% of human educators by 2026. Backed by Silicon Valley investors, private equity firms, and leading education reform groups, Tesla EdBot 3000 promises to end teacher shortages,…
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In the heart of Michigan, nestled within the vast, freshwater seas that are the Great Lakes, I’m excited that my revolutionary idea for a new charter school is taking shape. Aquatica: The Great Lakes Underwater School, is a new charter school set to launch in the fall of 2024. The school is not just a…
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I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to open the nation’s first all-vegan in-and-out burger joint right here in Kalamazoo! This has been a dream of mine for years, and I am so excited to finally make this investment idea a reality. As a vegan myself, I know how difficult it can be…
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Crayola is adding a new color to its crayon box, but the company is keeping the shade and name under wraps for now. On Friday, the company revealed via Facebook that a new crayon in the “blue family” will be joining its 24-pack of crayons. It did not disclose the new addition’s hue, but said…
Cloaking Inequity 