Center for the Study Support of Education Profitization

I am honored to announced today that I am forming a new educational policy and research center entitled the Center for the Study Support of Education Profitization. Please join and support this new and exciting career endeavor!
The seed money for the new Profitization Center is as following:
Gates Foundation $10 million (Maybe you were wondering why I was in Seattle today?)
Broad Foundation $10 million (I recently forgave Eli for being a Spartan)
Arnold Foundation $10 million (John not Schwarzenegger)
Donald Trump Business Casual Clothing Foundation $10 million.
I sincerely hope that the new Center will work closely with the University of Arkansas College of Education Faculty, Fordham Foundation, ALEC, BAEO, Education Next, Libre and every other neoliberal so we can make this money.
You cat to be kitten me right now.
Profitization has been a word for about 23 minutes.
Love,
Julian
Prior Efforts here (seems weird now) and here.
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I prefer “piratization” as in pillaging and plundering of the public schools
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Parents please take ownership of your childrens education. The govt. school’s are social engineering and dumbing our children down. Homeschooling is growing for a reason. Google a homeschool conference near you.
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Hahaha. April Fools!
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Would you be interested in supporting my dream of the San Diego/Tijuana all charter school district run by the reformed Arellano cartel charter management organization? Which is also tabbed to lead the new Trump wall building consortium. This is so much better than the illicit drug business. We can pretend we care and might even get a cover photo with Time magazine.
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I know. I know.l April Fool.
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Let’s do lunch. I have a study proposal and it’s right up this Center’s alley. The Donald Trump Business Casual Clothing Foundation’s $10 million would be just enough to fund my quick, efficacious study on quick, efficacious, vague, and convoluted studies that support profitability in the education market. I can be reached via cell on the Trump World’s Most Fantastic Golf Course, (in Miami,) or in the bar.
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And not even $1 from Suckerberg ?
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